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The Preparation H Facelift... don't try it you'll be sorry

Reference #: 545
Submit Date: 19 Mar 2003
Browse Category: face lift
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Treatment used: preparation h
You can buy this remedy at: drug store
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Country of Remedy: USA
Remedy Source: folklore
More Links about this Remedy: http://beautychop.pair.com/preparationh.htm
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Remedy Description

In her popular book, The World's Best Kept Beauty Secrets, Diane Irons

claims that many middle-age celebrities use hemorrhoid cream on their

faces.



They do this, Diane says, to make themselves look younger.



Evidently, the same ingredients found in pricey "firming" creams can be

found in hemorrhoid medications.



The basic logic is that if these ingredients can shrink swollen

hemorrhoids, they can darn well shrink under eye bags and pouches, too.



This made so much sense to me when I first read it, that the next thing I

knew I was applying ample amounts of Preparation H all over my face...

Why, I even went so far as to dab a little cologne in front of each ear

just like Ms. Irons suggested (This, to help cover up the "medicinal"

smell of the stuff)!



To make a long story short, every 15 minutes I rushed to the bathroom

mirror expecting to see miracles.



But instead of seeing miracles, all I saw was that my face was turning

redder and redder and that the pouches under my eyes were getting bigger

instead of smaller!



Finally, when my face started burning and itching all over, I washed off

the darn stuff as fast as I could.



For two days, my face was swollen and raw... hardly the results I had

expected!



Believe me, I was so disappointed by the failure of Preparation H to do

what Ms. Irons claimed it would do that I vowed never again to use the

darn stuff... not on my face and certainly not on any other part of my

body!





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http://beautychop.pair.com/preparationh.htm

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